If you don't want a nice ding in that new fancy car, then don't park too close to me! I'm fat!

Get this "Don't park too close! I'm fat!" sticker today!

These stickers are available in multiple sizes!

This is a great sticker for your hard hat, tractor, beer cooler, beer fridge, boat, laptop, truck, car or wherever you want to stick it!

*Sticker is measured on the longest side For this design, the 3 inch and 4 inch and hard hat stickers will have a free shipping option.  The 4 inch sticker is the most popular in this design!